What’s up with the saying “your mom” I mean it’s not funny, It’s hilarious!
I mean it’s a great come back. Someone says “you’re ugly.”
Then you say “your mom” or “Your mom is ugly”.
This one time this kid at school said “You’re really smart.”
Then I said “oh yeah tough guy, your mom is really smart.” And he was like aaaaaaaaaaaa, like not saying anything.
Here is the major rule you should follow if you want to be funny and stay out of trouble. It’s okay to say you mom as long as if you don’t say it all the time. You should also know when it’s a good to say your mom. You shouldn’t say it when you’re in class and the teacher is serious, when you are getting a ticket, and so on and so fourth.
Here are some Your Mama Jokes for when people insult you. Your mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out. Your mama is so fat when she wears a red dress people mistake her as the Kool-Aid dude. Your mama is fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. Your mama is so bald you can see what’s on her mind. Your mama is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed. Your mama is so stupid she gets tangled in a cordless phone. Your mama is so stupid she traded her car for gas money. Your mama is so fat when she split her knee gravy came out. Well those are mostly all of the mama jokes I know, so when people insult always remember your mom.
Peace Out,
Greeneman@Greenemail.com
I mean it’s a great come back. Someone says “you’re ugly.”
Then you say “your mom” or “Your mom is ugly”.
This one time this kid at school said “You’re really smart.”
Then I said “oh yeah tough guy, your mom is really smart.” And he was like aaaaaaaaaaaa, like not saying anything.
Here is the major rule you should follow if you want to be funny and stay out of trouble. It’s okay to say you mom as long as if you don’t say it all the time. You should also know when it’s a good to say your mom. You shouldn’t say it when you’re in class and the teacher is serious, when you are getting a ticket, and so on and so fourth.
Here are some Your Mama Jokes for when people insult you. Your mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out. Your mama is so fat when she wears a red dress people mistake her as the Kool-Aid dude. Your mama is fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. Your mama is so bald you can see what’s on her mind. Your mama is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed. Your mama is so stupid she gets tangled in a cordless phone. Your mama is so stupid she traded her car for gas money. Your mama is so fat when she split her knee gravy came out. Well those are mostly all of the mama jokes I know, so when people insult always remember your mom.
Peace Out,
Greeneman@Greenemail.com
Your mama is so grouchy she works at McDonald's and refuses to serve Happy Meals.
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